I’m not anti-social. I’m just not user friendly.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI …
Ive just loaded COLIN MCRAE HELICOPTER SIMULATOR on to my PC … but it keeps crashing …’
A computer technician says “Why even have a 3-chip Hi-Def camcorder if you can’t calibrate the white balance”!!!!!!!
– How do two programmers make money?
– One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses
A system administrator has 2 problems:
– dumb users
– smart users
How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer?
Their’s liquid paper all over the screen!
“Knock, knock.Who’s there?”
very long pause…
What’s the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
The used-car salesman KNOWS when he’s lying.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “Great” he said,
“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.