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My Files does not likes Me :-(|hidden files and folders-Joke

Here is the joke:- Shivan: I am Not able to see hidden files and folders, is this is because of any virus? Dr.Glitch: Believe me there is no virus or some malicious script in your PC, Your Files does not likes you, that’s why they are hiding them selves from you.You should use Mac, Files […]

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A Blogger Fell from Bicycle in front of girl.

A Blogger on Bicycle fell in front of a Girl(whom He Developed liking for her.) And stands ASAP! Girl: Oho! My God…… Blogger: This is my style of getting-off from the Bicycle.

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Recession Made Bloggers Even More Important Part Of the society.

Recession Made Bloggers Even More Important Part Of the society.Heres a joke to prove this Statement. Two Friends met after a long time. 1st-Mr.Brooke: Whats up? Howz life goin?…….. 2nd-Mr.Herald:Every Thing is upto Mark, I won the bet that we had in our college time…….. 1st: Ohu….really? So how many kids you have? 2nd: I […]

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TechieJokes:Where Your Mom Founded Your Father.

Your Mother Founded Your Father on google search, The Keywords She Used was some what like this-“Free Download of Mr. Morris.” Note: Doing a search on Google is easy. Simply type one or more search terms (the words or phrase that best describe the information you want to find) into the search box and hit […]

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TechieJoke:My PC is 100{70e867cd2e68ee364b0db292aa41535b9c15b30eb7036e6526ebd577e85c0c0a} virus free.

Dips: My PC is 100{70e867cd2e68ee364b0db292aa41535b9c15b30eb7036e6526ebd577e85c0c0a} Virus free….. Tim: Ya who would create a virus for an age old¬† Windows 1.0 OS. Note:So guys Keep Updating Your PC, dont stick to a age old Version of any software or hardware, else your friends will get you down with some nasty insults.

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Techie Joke-Mom Who Downloaded Me?

Dennis: Mom ! Who Downloaded Me? MOM(Explaining): Let Me tell you the complete story. Your Father Uploaded your CODING at my server, I processed it for Nearly 9 Months And Dr. Morris Downloaded you on 13th of Feb 1999. Note:Only 18+ Can understand or extra ordinary kids ¬† 😉 More coming song….