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How facebook got invented?[funny]

Sarv007 — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 17:55:40 +0000

You all must have seen the movie ‘The Social Network‘ which symbolized the creation of Facebook.com but you can’t miss this funny image telling the real invention story of Facebook !

Your Monotonous Life’s Reason is ?

Sarv007 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 12:10:44 +0000

It’s funny really. The reason for your monotonous life is INTERNET…Here is the proof:-

Go and prepare a escape plan !
And be active socially but not through facebook

Techie Fun Doze (7 pics).

Sarv007 — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 06:55:06 +0000

Here are some funny pics related to tech-savvy people…..

Tweets From Around The World

source: open.salon.com/blog/edstein

A “Serious Chat”

via: urlybits

Basic Human Right

source: joyoftech

Hacking: Real Life Vs. Perception

source: unknown

Father’s Day Gift

via: zuescho

Why Did Dinosaurs Become Extinct?

Source: parkocka

A Clean Room Is A Sign Of…

source: asdfghjkllove

Top 6 Computer Use Failures !

Sarv007 — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 09:43:36 +0000

These are some fail pics which will make you feel better the way you use Computers.

1.Vague Computer Error FAIL

Who was the idiot that made that computer??

2.Colleagues Fail

House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes to vote on a new budget for the fiscal year in the Capitol, in Hartford, Conn., Monday, Aug., 31, 2009.

3.Police Working FAIL

4.Kid’s Computer Desk Ad Fail

5.Technology FAIL

Solution:Call the credit card company and ask for a replacement wife.

6. Processor Name Fail

If It Runs For More Than 4 Hours Call Your Doctor.

Top 10 Uncool Tech Habits

Sarv007 — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:53:38 +0000

Alright, this is going to come across real awful, but at least one third of these sinful booboos have been committed by you.

1.Using a Laptop on a Bed

Fluffy cushions and the like can block ventilation ports, overheating your PC. Use a lap desk or a coffee-table book to keep some airflow between the two. Plus, you can hurt your body if you’re typing in an unnatural position, so pay attention to ergonomics.

2.Keeping All of Your E-Mail

Every e-mail message you’ve ever received is sitting in your inbox in chronological order. Congratulations! You now have an unassailable historical record of your communications…and a guarantee that you will never find anything of any importance whatsoever.

3.Installing Too Much Junk

Why is Windows so slow? You installed three instant messaging clients and seven browser toolbars on your machine. Once some of this stuff is installed, the damage is already done, as many of these apps leave behind traces that are impossible to eliminate.

4.Just Because Google Exists Doesn’t Mean You Should Stop Asking People Things

If you spend any amount of time online you’re probably very familiar with the above website, “Let Me Google That For You.” LMGTFY is a super smug and hilarious site built for those sick of “all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than google it for themselves.“
5.Waiting in Line for Tech Stuff

Remember when you slept in a tent so that you could be the first guy in your ‘hood to own a PlayStation 3? Your parents are probably just as proud of that achievement as when you finally leveled your Druid up to 80. Trust us: The gadget works the same 24 hours later. You can probably even preorder it online and let it come to your door.

6.Hitting Your Computer

Be mad. Seriously, Windows aggravates everyone–get angry! Remember, though: We can offer a lot of aid, but throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing a PC physically will not help. And shelling out a few hundred bucks for a new computer will actually make you feel even worse in the end. Meditate, and restrain yourself. If your laptop is sick from a latte that you tossed on it in a fit of rage, clean it carefully. Luckily, you can try a few emergency tech fixes that can restore hardware to health if your tantrum goes too far.

7.Replying to Spam

Why do spammers do their dirty work? Because enough people respond to it to make sending junk worth their while. Yes, clicking the “remove me” link counts as a response–though on rare occasions, if a message is clearly from a legitimate brand-name company, using that link is worth a try. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. In addition to following this commonsense advice, you can take an extra step to harness the spam-fighting powers of your e-mail service.

8.Posting Hilarious Pictures Online

“Hey, coworker! Looks like you had a great time at your pal’s bachelor party. Oh, is that you posing with a Heineken in your hand? How original! Yeah, you and that girl look pretty wasted in that one. At least, that’s what our boss said when he e-mailed it to me. Good luck with that evaluation!” Save such moments for posterity in private–or else. Pay close attention to the privacy settings on Facebook (and untag yourself in those compromising pictures) and on photo-sharing sites. On Flickr, for example, click Edit your profile privacy from the ‘Manage your profile’ page to control who can see what.

9.Using One Password for Everything

All it takes is a single data leak at your cell phone company for a crook to get into your e-mail, bank, investing, online shopping, and Match.com accounts. It’s one-stop shopping for identity thieves! Having a unique password for every site is unrealistic, but use a series of several passwords and save your best for the most critical sites.

10.Looking up information while a discussion/argument is still in progress.

So what are laptops and mobile phones for, if not to resolve disputes or questions wherever you happen to be? Why would anyone get annoyed when you pull out your iPhone in the middle of a discussion about, say, a news story, and a minute later break back into the conversation with the details of the story that everyone else had forgotten? Yeah, it beats me, too, but my girl friend insists this belongs on the list.

Top 10 Facebook Fails

Sarv007 — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 14:47:06 +0000

These fail pics will make you feel better the way you use facebook.

1.Facebook Bet Fail

2.The rare, but creepy, pedomom

3.Burglary Fail

4.History Fail

5.Too many duplicate Groups

6.Advertisement FAIL

7.Solution Fail

8.Inspirational Quote FAIL

9.You Just Don’t Leave Certain Groups

10. English Fail

All these precious fail moments were shared by REAL failures. checkout internet fails.

One reason facebook sucks.

Sarv007 — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:13:16 +0000

->Facebook now has 500 million active users, the company said on Wednesday.

->Then why it limits us to 5000 friends?

Facebook caps the number of friends you can have at 5000. A little research revealed that officially, the policy is designed to make sure people befriend real people and that 5000 is considered a reasonable ceiling for even the most gregarious of people. Other sources say the limit is due to some “back-end” technical reason. But apparently, it’s not reasonable for everyone. The New York Post profiles several people who’ve reached their limit. One of them admits he only knows about 500 of his 5000 friends

Do send this mail to facebook.

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Dear Mark Zuckerberg

Please Lift 5,000 Friend Limit (A Modest Proposal)

Thanks & Regards

Yours 5001st Friend

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Top Humor Blogs To Follow

Sarv007 — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 07:04:32 +0000

Want to expand your Humor bent areas?

In today’s world we are more engaged towards our Life Target. And Internet has changed the whole scenario of Living Life. So i thought it would be a great idea for me to list few of my favorite Humor Blogs sites which I visit very frequently.

ThisBlogRules.com

CollegeHumor.com

TheChive.com

Manofest.com

CaveManCircus.com

theBerry.com

FailBlog.org

theBizzare.com

SmashingLists.com

ThisIsPhotoBomb.com

MyFoodLooksFunny.com

Smoont.com

TopTenz.net

I hope you have many more other sites from where you have fun. Share them with us, we would love hear about them.

Techie Jokes from Teenager’s daily Tech Life…..

YoPapa — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:31:48 +0000

I’m not anti-social. I’m just not user friendly.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?

“O2.zip”

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI …

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Ive just loaded COLIN MCRAE HELICOPTER SIMULATOR on to my PC … but it keeps crashing …’

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A computer technician says “Why even have a 3-chip Hi-Def camcorder if you can’t calibrate the white balance”!!!!!!!

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- How do two programmers make money?
- One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses

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A system administrator has 2 problems:

- dumb users
- smart users
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How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer?

Their’s liquid paper all over the screen!

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“Knock, knock.Who’s there?”
very long pause…
“Java.”

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What’s the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?

The used-car salesman KNOWS when he’s lying.

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “Great” he said,
“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Top Technology Funny Comics

Sarv007 — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:38:01 +0000

Click Image to see the BIG version